Welcome to the company

Hello welcome to the company.I am your automated guide to this facility:B62.Here you will be trained for your "assignments" We hope you enjoy your stay here.(You're never going to leave.)

Monday, December 15, 2008

The equipment room

Hello tranees welcome to the equipment room here you can &^#^%^&*&$*@@##$%@&^^*@#*()$%@#^^%#%@#%@#&^@^#@$^&@$^&$%&%$&%$& Error Error System malfunction.Virus in the system...Eliminating...eliminating...Threat nutrilized.
Please take as long as you want and when you are finished advance to the first training room.

11 comments:

Q said...

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JC said...

((This is a character chat area so if you are going to talk out of character do it in these:(()) ))

JC said...

"Um okay...That was weird."Tyinyk said looking around."Wonder who the virus in the system is.Ah well might as well forget about it and stock up."He said helping himself to a canister of nitrox sulfate,A sniper rifle and a box of bullets.((Nitrox sulfate is actually harvested heat from the sun stored in a container.It is completely made up.This world is in the future but it ha fantasy things like dragons as well as sci-fi things like aliens.))

Q said...

((this is Arek talking))
"That was odd. It was odd indeed. Probably nothing though. So, when is this training thing? I'm itching to test my power here. You there, orc? You don't seem to be talking much."
((Gro'thal responds))
"I will speak when I have something to say to represent my tribe."
((Arek says))
"Your village is burned. Give it up already."
((Gro'thal is infuriated))
"YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT HONOR BINDS ME EVEN IF NO OTHER GRO ORCS EXIST IN THE WORLD! I AM BOUND TO UPHOLD THEIR HONOR ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DEAD! I will LET IT GO when I am certain that there is another Gro orc survivor of higher rank than me. Only then will I be free of the bindings of the Gro tribe."
((Arek backs away))
"Sorry dude. I was just trying to help you loosen up a bit."
((Gro'thal grunts and ignores Arek))

JC said...

"You guys shouldn't fight.The company wants their employees to work together smoothly.So if they see someone fighting they'll send in the constraining Androids and possibly kill everyone in this room.Speaking of which..."He muttered shooting an incoming android."Now you two have done it!Grab a weapon and help me out!"He said shooting the nearest android into a security camera.

Q said...

Gro'thal grunts and draws his scimitar. He cuts at the droids. Arek casts Hellfire and burns a group of five. Gro'thal tries to avoid Arek during the fight.

JC said...

Tyinyk attempted to duck a punch from an android but got hit directly in the gut launching him into Arek."Sorry dude."Tyinyk said."You might want to get to cover"He said shaking up the nitrox sulfate and throwing it towards the androids before ducking behind a crate.

Q said...

Gro'thal throws several androids in front of him to let them take the heat, and Arek ducks behind Gro'thal, much to the orc's displeasure.

Q said...

When the fighting is done, Gro'thal picks up Arek by the neck with one hand, and says through gritted teeth, "Give me one reason I souldn't squeeze you until your head pops like abaloon!"
Arek responds, very faintly because Gro'thal is already begining to strangle him, "Because the Company will kill you if you do."
"SO what? I will be able to chill. I will be free of the Gro bindings. It will not be my fault if the Gro orcs are insulted again."
Arek says something incomprehinsible and Gro'thal continues to squeeze until he finally drops Arek and kicks him aside. Gro'thal goes to a corner and begins sharpening his scimitar. Arek crawls to a corner and cowers.

JC said...

(Orcs...the dumbest and angriest species in the galaxy so far.)Tyinyk thought.He walked up to Arek."You alright?"He asked."Orcs do have some issues controlling thier anger.Don't let it get to you.And next time don't hide behind them."He said.

"We would kindly ask you to get along with eachother."The robotic voice said through the speaker."We wouldn't want another @$%$%^%$@@%^%^@$^%$@^@%^...."It went dead."Please move on to target practice."

"Well we should go."Tyinyk said helping Arek up."And stay away from the orc."

Q said...

Spencer rushes through, picking up many mechanical trinkets and other equipment he liked and rushed out, noting the damage.